Space Monkey is a gas forward AAAA indica with grape underneath and a heavier effect than the grade alone suggests. A short cerebral window opens it, then the body takes over completely for three hours or more. Dense, sticky and heavily frosted. Kept for chronic pain and insomnia.
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Space Monkey is a gas strain with a fruit note buried in it, and both halves come through. The nose leads with fuel and damp earth, and behind that there is a dark grape sweetness that gets more obvious as the bud warms up. There is a genuine cerebral window at the start, five or ten minutes where thoughts get loose and slightly floaty, and then the body arrives and the head shuts down behind it. What follows is a heavy, unhurried calm that dulls physical pain and holds for three hours or more without much fluctuation. The buds are dense, sticky enough to gum a grinder, and the resin coverage is thick across the jar. It is a night strain, and one of the heavier ones on the top shelf.
Brief floaty head, then deep body calm for hours. Used for chronic pain, insomnia and stress.
Night use, experienced smokers. Rest of the top tier is on the AAAA page.
Buy Space Monkey from Dank Weed and we ship it tracked to London, Calgary and Mississauga and every other province. Orders over $150 ship free, weekday orders leave the same day, and nothing on the box identifies the contents.
Pay with Interac e-Transfer or crypto. Each batch is lab tested before listing and graded against the criteria set out on our grading page.
Grind it, burn or vaporize it, start small. Effects land in minutes.
Skipping the bake step leaves it barely psychoactive.
| Method | Kicks in | Lasts |
|---|---|---|
| Smoked | Under 5 minutes | 2–3 hours |
| Vaporized | 1–5 minutes | 1.5–3 hours |
| Eaten | 30–120 minutes | 4–8 hours |
| Experience | Per session | Expect |
|---|---|---|
| First time | 1–2 puffs (0.05 g) | Light. Wait 15 min before more. |
| Occasional | 0.1–0.25 g | Clear, sociable. |
| Regular | 0.25–0.5 g | Full effect, a solo joint. |
| Experienced | 0.5 g+ | Heavy, sedating. |
Adults 19+ (18+ AB, 21+ QC). Not medical advice. Don't drive after consuming. Talk to a healthcare professional if you're pregnant, breastfeeding, or on prescription medication.
Space Monkey is indica. Expect a relaxing, body-heavy experience best suited to evenings and downtime.
Keep it in an airtight container somewhere cool, dark, and dry — away from sunlight and heat. Stored right, your flower stays fragrant and potent for months.
We ship discreetly across Canada with fast, tracked delivery. Most orders go out the same or next business day — sealed, smell-proof, and nothing on the box.
Start low and go slow. A little Space Monkey goes a long way, especially if you're new or sensitive. You can always have more; you can't have less.
Space Monkey is an indica. That shapes the effect more than anything else on the label, so it is the first thing to check when you are deciding what to reach for.
The dominant notes are diesel, earthy, gas and grape. Flavour comes through strongest at lower temperatures, so a vaporiser will show you more of it than a lighter will.
Customers most often report feeling calm, cerebral and euphoria. Effects vary with tolerance and dose, so start small and give it time before adding more.
You can order Space Monkey online from Dank Weed and have it shipped anywhere in Canada. Checkout takes Interac e-Transfer or crypto, delivery is free over $150, and weekday orders leave the same day.
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