Dank Weed

Effects

Sleepy

Browse the strains, vapes and edibles people reach for when they want to feel sleepy — all third-party lab-tested, shipped discreetly across Canada, free over $150. Effects vary person to person, so start low and find your level.

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Zombie Kush

$15.00 – $65.00

From $2.32 per gram

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White Rhino

$15.00 – $100.00

From $3.57 per gram

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Tuna Kush

$15.00 – $100.00

From $3.57 per gram

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Tom Ford

$25.00 – $125.00

From $4.46 per gram

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Slurricane

$25.00 – $125.00

From $4.46 per gram

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Rockstar

$25.00 – $125.00

From $4.46 per gram

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Northern Lights

$50.00

From $1.79 per gram

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MK Ultra

$15.00 – $100.00

From $3.57 per gram

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Master Kush

$15.00 – $100.00

From $3.57 per gram

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King Louis XIII

$30.00 – $160.00

From $5.71 per gram

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Grease Monkey

$30.00 – $160.00

From $5.71 per gram

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Grape Ape

$15.00 – $100.00

From $3.57 per gram

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Death Tuna

$25.00 – $125.00

From $4.46 per gram

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Cali Bubba

$15.00 – $65.00

From $2.32 per gram

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Bubba Kush

$15.00 – $100.00

From $3.57 per gram

Sleepy weed, vapes & edibles

Sleepy is the nighttime shelf — heavy, drowsy, wind-all-the-way-down strains people save for the end of the day when the plan is bed. Strongly indica-leaning. As with any effect, it depends on the person and the dose, so find the amount that suits your evening.

Sleepy: frequently asked questions

Which strains are best for nighttime?+

People most often reach for indica-dominant, sleepy-tagged strains in the evening. Effects are individual and dose-dependent — this page collects the heaviest, most wind-down picks.

How fast is shipping, and how much does it cost?+

Orders over $150 ship free; smaller orders pay a flat rate shown at checkout. Everything goes out by tracked mail with same-day dispatch on weekday orders, so most of Canada has their package within 2–4 business days — and you get a tracking number the moment it ships.

How discreet is the packaging?+

Completely. Every order is vacuum-sealed, smell-proof, and shipped in a plain, unmarked package — nothing on the outside mentions cannabis or Dank Weed. Only you know what's inside.

How do I pay?+

Interac e-Transfer or crypto. Your total — including any locked-in crypto rate — is fixed at checkout, so there are no surprises.

Is everything lab-tested?+

Yes. Every product is third-party lab-tested for potency and contaminants before it makes the menu, so the THC/CBD numbers you see are the numbers you get.

Do I need a medical card or membership to order?+

No. Dank Weed is a recreational mail-order dispensary for adults of legal age — no medical card, no membership quiz, no hoops. Add to cart and check out.