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Relaxed

Browse the strains, vapes and edibles people reach for when they want to feel relaxed — all third-party lab-tested, shipped discreetly across Canada, free over $150. Effects vary person to person, so start low and find your level.

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$15.00 – $65.00

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$25.00 – $125.00

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$15.00 – $100.00

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$25.00 – $125.00

From $4.46 per gram

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$15.00 – $100.00

From $3.57 per gram

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$25.00 – $125.00

From $4.46 per gram

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$25.00 – $125.00

From $4.46 per gram

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$15.00 – $100.00

From $3.57 per gram

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$50.00

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MK Ultra

$15.00 – $100.00

From $3.57 per gram

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Master Kush

$15.00 – $100.00

From $3.57 per gram

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King Louis XIII

$30.00 – $160.00

From $5.71 per gram

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$30.00 – $160.00

From $5.71 per gram

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Grape Ape

$15.00 – $100.00

From $3.57 per gram

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Girl Scout Cookies

$15.00 – $100.00

From $3.57 per gram

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Gelato

$25.00 – $125.00

From $4.46 per gram

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$15.00 – $100.00

From $3.57 per gram

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$15.00 – $65.00

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$15.00 – $100.00

From $3.57 per gram

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Relaxed weed, vapes & edibles

Relaxed gathers the strains people associate with an easy, tension-free calm — settling into the couch, letting the shoulders drop, taking it slow. It leans indica and balanced hybrid, and like all effects it's individual, so start low and ease in.

Relaxed: frequently asked questions

Which strains feel the most relaxed?

People most often report a relaxed, settled feeling from indica and balanced strains. It depends on the dose and the person, so use the tag as a starting point.

How fast is shipping, and how much does it cost?

Orders over $150 ship free; smaller orders pay a flat rate shown at checkout. Everything goes out by tracked mail with same-day dispatch on weekday orders, so most of Canada has their package within 2–4 business days — and you get a tracking number the moment it ships.

How discreet is the packaging?

Completely. Every order is vacuum-sealed, smell-proof, and shipped in a plain, unmarked package — nothing on the outside mentions cannabis or Dank Weed. Only you know what's inside.

How do I pay?

Interac e-Transfer or crypto. Your total — including any locked-in crypto rate — is fixed at checkout, so there are no surprises.

Is everything lab-tested?

Yes. Every product is third-party lab-tested for potency and contaminants before it makes the menu, so the THC/CBD numbers you see are the numbers you get.

Do I need a medical card or membership to order?

No. Dank Weed is a recreational mail-order dispensary for adults of legal age — no medical card, no membership quiz, no hoops. Add to cart and check out.